Thanedar: Jab Tumhare Yaha Chori Hui To Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Char Latth Hampar Aur Ek Latth Meri Begam Par Baja Tha! Thanedar: Main Puchta Hun Ki Ghadi Men Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Sahab Ghadi Men To Ek Hi Latth Baja Tha Tabhi Ghadi Toot Gai Thi!
Jaj: Tumhara Kya Khyal Hai Yah Aadmi Kaise Mara? Pathan (Gavah): Hujur Yah Bachpan Se Hi Bhulakkad Kism Ka Aadmi Tha! Mera Khyal Hai Ki Yah Saans Lena Bhul Gaya Hoga!
Dost: Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Janwar Kaun Sa Hai? Pathan: Zebra (Zebra) Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Kyonki Vo "Black And Wight" Hai!
Dost Ne Pathan Ko Pucha "Khan Sahab Aap To Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Wale The Na?" Pathan: Yaar Kal Jaunga Aaj Meri Tabiyat Kharab Hai!
Sindhi: Yah Chhota Sa Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai? Pathan: Yah Mera Dur Ka Bhai Hai! Sindhi: Kaise Dur Ka Main Samjha Nahin? Pathan: Iske Aur Mere Darmiyaan 15 Bhaibhan Aur Hain!
Pathan: Kal Meri Jumme Ki Namaj Nikal Gai! Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Imaam Sahab Bole "Mobile Band Kar Do! Mobile To Main Ghar Par Hi Chhodkar Gaya Tha Aur Jab Band Karke Aaya To Namaz Nikal Gai!